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I only know the
names of two angels. Hark and Harold. |
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Everybody's got
it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos
anymore. I forget why, but scientists
are working on it. |
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It's not easy to
become an angel! First, you die. Then you go
to heaven, and then there's still
the flight training to go through. And then
you got to agree to wear those angel
clothes. |
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Angels work for
God and watch over kids when God has to go
do something else. |
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My guardian angel
helps me with math, but he's not much good
for science. |
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Angels don't eat,
but they drink milk from Holy Cows! |
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Angels talk all
the way while they're flying you up to
heaven. The main subject is where
you went wrong before you got dead. |
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When an angel
gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
to ten. And when he lets out
his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. |
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Angels have a lot
to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a
tooth, an angel comes in
through your window and leaves money under
your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels
go north for the winter. |
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Angels live in
cloud houses made by God and his son, who's
a very good carpenter. |
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All angels are
girls because they gotta wear dresses and
boys didn't go for it. --Antonio, 9 |
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My angel is my
grandma who died last year. She got a big
head start on helping me
while she was still down here on earth. --Katelynn, 9 |
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Some of the
angels are in charge of helping heal sick
animals and pets. And if they
don't make the animals get better, they help
the child get over it. --Vicki, 8 |
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What I don't get
about angels is why, when someone is in
love, they shoot arrows
at them. --Sarah,7 |
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