Roadside signs and billboards

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God		What part of "Thou shalt not..." didn't you understand? -God
We need to talk. -God		Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God		That "Love thy neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God		Follow me. -God

Don't make me come down there. -God		I don't question YOUR existence. -God
I saw that. -God		I'm also making a list and checking it twice. -God

I exist, therefore you are. -God		Talk to me... listen to your kids. -God
Do you have any idea where you're going? -God		I've missed you. -God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God		Need directions? -God
You think it's hot here? -God		Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

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